Size does matter - the crocodile that is.
@ lacoste
Size does matter - the crocodile that is.
@ lacoste

I got this one for myself when I found the lady’s rainbow hat for my mom. Have been looking for a plaid hat for a long long time. Yipeee!
@ lacoste

“Welcome aboard Flight 223 to Tokyo. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised.”
@ skybelts

What a surprise! These are sandals. They are not shoes. According to the manufacturer, they are not shoes.
@ sanuk

Well, you may like the rings, but the owner of the store is not accepting new orders at time of writing. I hope they will resume normal operation soon.

What a great idea. People can sign directly on the bowl, but they must follow the instructions and learn how to hold the pen first.
@ steuben

“Like a viiiiiiiirrrrrgiiiiiiiin…. Touched for the very first time… Like a vir r r r giiiiiiin…”
“Excuse me, Ma’am. You are sexy and all, but we are kind of in a hurry. Can you give our pole back so we can get to our truck? People are dying!!!”
@ epictee
