• Laiee

Size does matter - the crocodile that is.

  @ lacoste

I got this one for myself when I found the lady’s rainbow hat for my mom.  Have been looking for a plaid hat for a long long time.  Yipeee!

  @ lacoste

“Welcome aboard Flight 223 to Tokyo.  To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle and pull tight.  It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised.”

  @ skybelts

What a surprise!  These are sandals.  They are not shoes.  According to the manufacturer, they are not shoes.

  @ sanuk

Well, you may like the rings, but the owner of the store is not accepting new orders at time of writing.  I hope they will resume normal operation soon.

  @ ZoeAndDoyle

What a great idea.  People can sign directly on the bowl, but they must follow the instructions and learn how to hold the pen first.

   @ steuben

“Like a viiiiiiiirrrrrgiiiiiiiin….  Touched for the very first time…  Like a vir r r r giiiiiiin…”

“Excuse me, Ma’am.  You are sexy and all, but we are kind of in a hurry.  Can you give our pole back so we can get to our truck?  People are dying!!!”

  @ epictee