Perfect for the following:
- Just getting dumped.
- Just getting crap on your birthday, anniversary, or Christmas.
- Not winning the lottery.
- Your viral snatched away the promotion you so deserved.
- You just found out that your significant other has been cheating on you.
But the question is: Do you buy it for yourself? Or do you tell your best friend so he/she can buy it and give it to you as a gift?
At What on Earth Catalog for $140

